The good, the true, and the beautiful take a beating—again!
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward John Ford: Brad Pitt gets all postmodernist on your ass. On your ass, yes, but not on mine.
Lust, Caution: Artsy-fartsy eroticism and a NC-17 rating! Yeah, but Chinese chicks have such small tits.
The Darjeeling Limited: White boys in trouble. Like I care.
The Seeker: I’m so not twelve years old.
Feel the Noise, Dream Out Loud: I’m so not ditto.
Ira and Abby: Neurotic New York Jews! Why am I not excited?
The Heartbreak Kid: Ben Stiller and the Farrelly Brothers. What was that line about going to the well once too often? Anyway, I hear they’re run out of bodily fluids.
Michael Clayton: Erin Brockovich sans tits. Not a good idea.
Saturday, October 06, 2007
The Weekend Moviegoer: Mojo à go-go
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I take exception to your review of Lust, Caution...my Chinese girlfriend has really big tits.
That's funny. So does my Chinese boyfriend.
Check out the tits of Amy Yip and her co-stars in EROTIC GHOST STORY. Humongous! Good film too.
I take exception to your review of Lust, Caution...my Chinese girlfriend has really big tits.
Big, succulent tits.
Like school in the summertime...
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