Two for One Review! Miami Vice and Talladega Nights!

One of these pictures was funny, but I forget which one. I do know it was the one with the little kid who says “turd.”*

Memo to Michael Mann: Whatever happened to the Aryan Brotherhood? Did they retire in the middle of the picture? And what about those mysterious boxes with Russian writing on them that Sonny and Tubbs were told not to open? You know, the ones they didn’t open? Mike, do you even know what a plot point is?

*Yeah, I know it’s a cheap laugh, but it always cracks me up. That kid is terrific! He’s another fucking Ron Howard!